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Best musical composition Wedding Speech with Many JokesThe moment has arrived?. its clipping for a teensy character assassination?..and as Kyle surmount while?..its my opportunity to designate him.Although, as Henry the Eighth said to each of his wives?..I practise keep you longHaving never done this before, I re every last(predicate)y didn?t know how long my speech should utmost(a)General opinion suggests it should last about as long as it takes the groom to make love, so?..(hand gesture) Thank you and good night. If only I was joking.When Kyle first asked me to be his best man, I thought it would be a terrific honour, But, as time has gone by I?ve realised that being best man is alot like making love to princess Ann, it?s a great honour, tho you wish to god someone else was doing it.About GroomNow, all the books set up me I shouldn?t just slate him?which makes it difficult, I must demonstrate you a bit about him, and mention his good points as hale (I?m told)Kyle was bo rn on In the same year?..British Decimal Coins were introducedThe first Kodak Instamatic camera was producedThe boing 747 and concorde made their first flights?Test tube fertilisation of world egg. andScientists designed the epidural injection to ease the hurting of child birth, fascinatingInterestingly enough, in September 1968, soon after(prenominal) Kyle was born, family planning soon became widely available Believe it or non Kyle did go to school, bu... ...es and gentlemen Id like you to raise your glassesto the bar staffBeing sincere for one moment we should not forget the new Mr & Mrs (C). To you both I say?..May your love be modern enough to go bad the times?. and old fashioned enough to last forever.Today is a day when each of us wishes the happy couple well. Being human (and living with Kyle) they allow have their disagreements. Life being what it is, there will be sad moments as well as glad. Yet I know that tonight, we are all wishing them happiness and health in those years to come.And so my last task (before I can really enjoy a drink) is to propose a toastwill you all please raise your glasses to the new Mr & Mrs ___________